An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.
Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.
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Get the Jonathan mug.Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
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