jetman

Spinoff of 'wingman'. Instead of talking one's friend up in conversation for the benefit of a possible hookup, a jetman is used as the savior to get a friend out of an awkward situation/conversation with an ugly/boring/obnoxious/clingy person.

Girl, get over here! I need a jetman to get me away from this loser!

by LadyEagle December 10, 2009

jetturbate

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

by the master baster January 8, 2010

Jetka

The most epic, legendary, bulletproof asian ninja teenage girl you ever meet EVER. Usually found with two toned hair and an ugly handbag. Does she care? Like a honey badger, she does not. So suck it.

Jetka Wanner is your hero. Period.

by kidfromyesterday November 30, 2011

jett baloo

Jett Baloo is a wonderful and creative name for a dog mostly a male blue staffy. He is very destructive; hide your cushions, plants, hoses! Anything left at ground level is fair game. A modern day t-rex!

"OMG that dog is so cute it must be a Jett Baloo!"

by Xb10izbosssss December 6, 2016

jetson’d

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.

She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.

by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

jetsag

A condition where a man, even whilst having full testicles, is unable to perform sexually after a long flight across many time zones.

That bloke won't be able to get it up once he lands in Sweden because of jetsag.

by Kalcogsy June 11, 2018

Jetix

The meaning of nostalgia, being killed by an asshole XD.

Did you watched Jetix?
No, because of Disney XD
FUCK DISNEY THEY RUIN EVERYTHING

by ColombianJerk February 7, 2019