Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

Jeff

A baseball player who thinks he’s good and he’s a dummy.

Man stop being a Jeff.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

lol jeff

lol jeff is a meme commonly used on discord to reply during awkward silence to try to start a convo then get called a no no word

jeff:hi posted 9 am
sam:lol jeff posted 5 pm

by Yotedonem November 7, 2017

Jeff

Jeff: (verb)
Synonyms~ Lying, capping

i.e.

“Man I knew he was Jeff’ing”

“Remember the day he jeffed to us about being rich”

by InspectorGofret February 7, 2024

Jeff

A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.

Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.

by squareblanket April 16, 2020

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars, his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

That dude has Jeff like qualities.

by JoRae December 10, 2019