The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

The Michael Jackson by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

Henry M. Jackson 

Normal High School filled with idiots that thought taking AP Environmental Science in 9th grade was a good idea.

I am from Henry M. Jackson so I must be an idiot that took too many APs

Henry M. Jackson by Kovidh19 February 18, 2021

jack jelly 

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

jack jelly by lanstopher March 6, 2009

jack o'd 

a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.

A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!

jack o'd by Willzyx July 7, 2009

Jack-Smack 

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

Jack-Smack by Norge August 11, 2010

jack7 

An epic night out started by chugging 7 Jack Daniels in a row.

Hey, what did you do last Friday?

Man, we had the craziest jack7 ever, it was fucking awesome!

jack7 by rokers July 28, 2011

Jack Love 

Jack Love, well known as Mr Steal Yo' Girl. If one was to like a girl but is ugly as hell and a man, Jack Love, comes along he WILL steal yo girl. however this is only true in the case that the girl is over 8.5 on a logarithmic scale (which apparently isn't hard).

person1: Hey that guy just stole my girl
person2: Oh that's Jack love

Jack Love by Immigrantsaroundthenation January 23, 2014