Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

italianized

When an attempt to quote Italians is imprecise, and Erica assures you that your quote does not meet the standards for italian translation.

I mean you kinda got the idea, but a bit more italianized.

by gangstapietro123 March 28, 2017

Italian stallions

Large group of Italian people

Dude: yo dude, wouldn't you say that neighbourhood is mostly Italians?
Guy: yeah, looks like a herd of Italian stallions

by Catfish994 July 30, 2017

Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017

Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.

Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.

by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017

italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.

Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?

by Aspeegers Harry Pottet May 3, 2018