Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 17, 2022

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Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 08, 2023

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Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

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Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami July 01, 2019

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