sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie May 10, 2018

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018