Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.

When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.

Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar

by ZoonieB March 3, 2023

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 6, 2023