ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

by SpookBones February 8, 2018

sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie May 10, 2018

Blank Human

A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.

Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”

Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”

Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”

Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”

by The Blank Man May 2, 2023

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.

“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021