honda integra

a 1.8l DOHC VTEC powered vehicle that smokes mustang gt like nuthin .....hollla especially mine wit it's 358hp , thanks to the greddy turbo and other goodies

Look Billy Bob I reckin that import just smoked us.

by hg July 31, 2003

The houdini

You start out fucking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. In the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her pussy, etc.) You pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.

"Dude, thanks for helping me with the Houdini on Friday night with ____"

by D S op February 7, 2007

horndog

A person, usually a guy, who is constantly aroused and sexually excited. Someone who masturbates to porn regularly, and in many cases, is going through puberty. Not uncommon for him/her to get very touchy around people of the opposite sex.

Horndog: Dude!!... that chick has great tits!! You gotta feel them!!
Dude: Man tell me how you know that!!
Horndog: Cuz I always bump into her by mistake in the hallway!! And she never notices a thing!!
Dude: That's pretty smart man!! That's a pretty good trick for a guy like you.. Too bad that's the furthest you'll ever go with her..

by Hornmeista May 18, 2008

Houdini

Sex act;when a man and a woman are having sex doggy style and the man reaches orgasm,he pulls out and spits on her back.When she rolls over he then blows it in her face.

Do to her unwillingness to participate in oral sex,Jane was introduced to houdini by her boyfriend.

by Jason Budig January 28, 2007

houndini

As you're plowing your ladyfriend from behind, you pull out, pinch off, and cough up something on her back. When she looks back at you, cream on her face, and yell "Tah-daaaahhhh!"

"Hey, hon, that wasn't a houndini, w-"

by Alex Potter May 29, 2005

Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man May 13, 2005

houdilincoln

The amalgamation of the Houdini followed by the Abraham Lincoln.

See: Houdini and Abraham Lincoln sex acts

The phrase commonly uttered during a Houdilincoln: Abracadabra(whispered)... SURPRISE BITCH!

by Funroe November 10, 2007