The horse hoax

Tricking a woman into having sex with you by picking her up in a flash car and promising to go out after drinks.

"Joe used the horse hoax again, his such a misogynist"

by Stains69 August 25, 2009

horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.

Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?

by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016

The horse is glue

Used to indicate that the topic of conversation has been covered so much that there is nothing more to say, the message has been conveyed, the listener gets the point, any further discussion is unnecessary and unwarranted, that the talker may now shut-up, every angle of understanding has been stated and restated.

You recall the time we went to the water park, you know with the water slides, the place with the gerbil-like tubes filled with water that you slide down, where you climb the ladder up to the top of the platform and either lie on your back or tummy and slide down the water infused attractions?
Would you please shut-up, I get it, the horse is glue!!!

by Jake-B Daddy July 6, 2010

lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017

Horse girl

Debby ryan

Wow she looks like a horse girl today

by Youtfavorite January 7, 2019

Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.

"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"

by nowimboard August 7, 2008

Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.

Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."

by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011