horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008

educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.

I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?

by ElliotJ April 26, 2006

iron horse

An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.

My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.

by iViking April 29, 2010

horse shoe

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

by holi64 June 29, 2008

horse apple

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016