rondo hook up

Making out with a girl but only getting to 1st base. You are rounding the bases towards 2nd and you get denied.

So how did your date go?
It was decent.
Did you hook up?
Rondo hook up only.
Oh, you suck.

by The Inch May 6, 2014

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dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.

I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!

by Rooster34135 April 15, 2014

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Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule

Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"

by Creamytart12 November 5, 2014

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Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015

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A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

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