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ho-up

like a glow-up, but instead of glowing up to become a hotter & better person, someone glows up to become a ho, therefore hoeing-up
Everyone expected Sara to glow-up during sophomore year, but were surprised when she had a ho-up instead and started wearing bikinis as shirts during the winter.
by joebidennn March 8, 2018
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CR Ho

Officially known as a Contract Research Organisation (CRO), though informally referred to as CR HO in pharma.
Pharma big cheese: 10 people died in the phase III trial! What's going on?
Pharma subordinate: Let's blame it on the CR Ho, those bitches are contracted to run the trial.
Pharms big cheese: I like it. It's about time they got a dick slap.
by RandyRhoads84 November 6, 2020
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Mashin’ Ho

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.
Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Mary Ho

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.
That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.
by lie4eil October 21, 2017
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HBO HO

A person, usually a close friend, to whom you lend your HBO GO account.
"Hey, boo, can I have your HBO GO account and password?"
"Sure! You can be my HBO HO!"
by bulgarianflash November 30, 2016
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Ho Effect

once 2 people of opposite gender converge on a single point, a new person (usually female, but sometimes male) will join the room, and thus the balance tipped. With this new change in gender, more of the dominant gender flock, trying to get the attention of the lone male (or female)
Once there's a 3 - 5 to 1 ratio, another male will join, and thus the ho effect has hit full circle.
Stage 1:Guy 1 & Girl 1 hang out at the mall.
Stage 2:Girl 2 joins them.
Stage 3:Girl 3 sees that girl 1 & 2 are getting all the attention from guy 1, and joins their group.
Final Stage:Guy 2 sees guy 1 hogging all the attention, and joins to steal some girls for himself.
Thus the Ho Effect
by XDogg Strafe March 24, 2009
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floor ho

A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.
Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.
by CraveMan89 August 27, 2017
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