hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 June 10, 2018

Hat Girl

A girl who only goes places to put on one of many hats and take Instagram pictures.

I don’t know man, she seems like a hat girl. She only goes to cool places for “shoots” and she doesn’t really do much of anything else. Nice Instagram following though.

by Hartbr8ker April 10, 2021

Snow Hat

A colloquialism for a garment worn on a man or womans head during the cold weather

It was so cold today I wore my snow hat to cover my ears and keep my head warm.

by MikeBesofly December 7, 2010

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023