MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! !

HAEHAHEAHEEAHHAEAHAEAHAEA ! ! ! !
I AM T O T A L L Y P E R FECT L L Y FINE @_@

MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! ! SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA DIE ALONE AND AFRAID

by fruity_bxtch April 27, 2022

Garbo the Great

Garbo the great was a ruler in Antarctica. He was born in 1896. Then he killed his parents so he could be king. He ruled until 1901 when he committed mass genocide. Because of that, he was executed.

Garbo the great was a ruler of Antarctica

by Garbo Darbo May 8, 2023

Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.

Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.

by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012

The Great Divide

The act in which a woman stands on a table above you, jumps, and goes into a split and lands on your dick.

Why you limpin bro? This one fat bitch was mad brawlic and she pulled off the great divide on me.

by Frodo Tbaggins March 28, 2011

screaming great jessie

Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.

What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.

by Slagathor September 22, 2005

Great personality

It means she is fat or really ugly.

Trust me, she has a great personality

by xzybit July 23, 2004

You're a great guy

A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).

Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:

I want to suck you're dick

You're a great guy

I would like to date you

When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom

Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.

by LuveDeezNutz666 January 31, 2009