Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.

Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.

by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

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by ed sheerans badussy August 17, 2021

Graped

Groped and raped at the same time.

I went to the shop and the shop keeper graped me.

by anonymous August 26, 2021

Graping

When your friends are gossiping about shit that they don’t even know if it is for real, they just grape for the hell of it

“Another hater always on my dick; graping about me

by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

Grape

The legendary client of a multi million dollar robot invented by Da Vinci

1-"Man, I was trying to get my cancer removed but The Grape was given priority"
2-"They did surgery on a gra..."

"Shut the fuck up right now James!"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021