German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
Get the GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPINGmug. When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019
Get the German Meat Fiestamug. The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leashmug. One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023
Get the German Sytch The Firstmug. by Granfunk July 20, 2020
Get the German make-outmug. by Little English man November 15, 2017
Get the little german fairymug. During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016
Get the German Sausage Dropmug.