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Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"
"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007
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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.
"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"
by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022
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fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.
A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.
by Googlefaps.com June 8, 2019
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Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.
Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"
by seeinthefours January 6, 2012
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goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob September 29, 2012
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corner kick

Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.
Congrats on your recent success, Mike! I’m ordering a round of corner kicks to celebrate!
by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022
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