Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014

Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.

Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.

by denhiker May 28, 2024

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

Maithri Flu

A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.

A: Hi did you go to Maithri this year ?

B: Yes I have Maithri Flu now.

by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

fentanyl flu

Illness from smoking fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025