Tarkyns Fetish

Tarkyns Fetishes normally consist of touching men aggressively, Making fun of people with disabilities (but secretly has tourettes
Tarkyns Fetish list
- toes
-hairy boys
-liking gay people

-touching peopling

-eats toes

Boy 1: Oh god, Its Tarkyn!
Boy 2: Whats wrong??
Boy 1: Have you seen Tarkyns Fetish List!?

by Tarkynphobic May 15, 2022

deodorant fetish

whats wrong with you bitch💜🥰

I NEED TO FUCK THAT VANILLA SMELLING STICK MAN!
you got a deodorant fetish, hoe.

by misreadhospitalform May 31, 2023

Ewanparsonism fetish

When Brenandos grapples the buttux then slowly puts a penis into the buttux and then yelps as it brushes back and forth.

That sex was Ewanparsonism fetish

by Brenand star defines January 20, 2017

Fetish

Nonono bitch, the neurologist I called retarded the other day says that fetishes are linked to disgust.

Hym "So, no, the fetish is not justification for anything. Nice try though."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2023

Foot fetish

Having a kink or a liking to your significant others feet.

Yooooo that girl Isha has a foot fetish loves my feet man

by Not B. August 15, 2022

Marius fetish

having a fetish for things involving blood

Bob has a marius fetish (he likes sexual intercourse involving blood)

by Large peepee haver September 10, 2021

Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.

"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024