That one Ethan

That one really annoying kid who is very stupied and hits on 12 year olds.

Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”

by Gayoils69 October 5, 2020

lilly and ethan

smokin hot couple

kevin- yo lilly and ethan are a smokin couple

jade- fuck ya bud

by yeahsowut October 17, 2020

Lauren and Ethan

A cute couple

Lauren and Ethan went out on a dote

by epic vbuck moment March 28, 2021

Pulling an Ethan

Someone who says they love you then ghost you

“I blocked her on snap then broke up with her by saying I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I breaking up with you guess I’m pulling an ethan”

by dumbogirl February 19, 2022

ethan oshin

dude with a massive cock

of course girls get in bed with him, he's a bit of an 'ethan oshin'

by othan edwin December 2, 2016

Ethan

A muscular douche who strikes out with girls. He typically sits on his ass all day and eats jerkey

Come on man don't be an Ethan

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

Ethan

a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him

wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.

dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that

by Funfunperson September 2, 2017