engrish

Inside joke by bilingual speakers of English and Japanese.

Intentionally bad parodies of English exploited for comic effect for an intended audience of bilingual Japanese / English speakers.

Examples:

The comedy skit "Tokyo Breakfast", a train wreck between Engrish and Ebonics which lampoons American and Japanese pop culture.

"Taksetawah", a Japanese-sounding name which is actually a tongue-in-cheek criticism -- in Engrish -- of the extravagant expense of the Tokyo Metropolitan building: "Tax Tower".

by Taksetawah May 13, 2005

Engrish

n. English spoken with a heavy asian accent The subject of English.

Sp. Variant: Ingrish

(as a mode of speaking)
"Dude, you call yourself a FOB? Your Engrish is horrible! You speak better English than the Americans!"

(as a subject)
asian mom: "You get B+ in Engrish! Why you get B+ in engrish?! Dis is unaxetable! Wut you tink your punishment shood be?"

by azer29 October 12, 2006

english bull muff

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.

Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.

Stacy: Did he like it?

Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!

by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011

english

a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked

person 1: where are you going?
person 2: english

person 1: gross, well have fun in hell.

by AceWaBlamo May 22, 2015

English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

Engrish

"All your base are belong to us"

I think that says it all, folks.

"all your base are belong to us"
"somebody set us up the bomb"

by X-S~ July 3, 2004

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010