Rent A Puppy Enterprise

Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.

Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*

by Kaycy Vincent January 16, 2016

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017

certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.

"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!

by TheLastJibbers December 31, 2018

Big titty eaters (BTE)

A fake gang my by niggas in Elmont who think they hood.

Them BTE niggas are soft. What a bunch of Big Titty Eaters (BTE).

by Amarion left the Mont September 13, 2019

cheater cheater compulsive eater

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.

Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

by KnightofNerdom April 2, 2020

isoble - the centipede eater

if ur name is isoble then im not sorry to announce that you smell.

u probs cant spell and ur dads name mark.

ur uncles a pedo who only follows women and underage children.

no one likes her.

even harry styles does not like her.

a butch.

but she has good tiktok ideas

~when worlds collide~ yes

"omg ur such an isoble - the centipede eater" - this means that they're a loser and has an uncle named micheael whos a nonce.

by urmumsbestie June 28, 2020