A man who doesn’t do shit, takes no true accountability, gets high all day, way too pushy when horny, threatens to kill himself when he doesn’t get his way, doesn’t care until it’s too late, puts on a front infront of his homies, lies a lot, talks shit about people, manipulates you, judges you, makes you feel stupid, is controlling and WAY too insecure but also somehow a narcissist at the same time. An edge is a truly horrendous experience, but it’s a lesson. An edge got you rethinking life. An edge is so so selfish and uses people to get what he wants. He’s also a fucking pussy.
Victor “if you leave me I will kms”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”
Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better”
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*
Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”
Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”
Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better”
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*
Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”
Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
by Wetcooch April 4, 2023
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