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glazing the doughnut

simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!
Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"
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doughnut holing 

A deviant homosexual practice involving at least one enormously fat man in which the fat man's partner inserts his penis into the cavernous belly button of the fat man and has sex until ejaculation. If the partener elects not to lick the semen from the belly button, the fat man now has a "glazed doughnut hole" which he can share with others.
Hey Kev, I'm going down to the buffet to see if I find a fat fuck for a little doughnut holing, you interested in cleaning up the glaze?
doughnut holing by zeppelinboy September 12, 2005
from "dirty", drugs, pot, having sex, etc.
Dem Boyz In Da Back Dey Be Rollin'up Dey Doughdy
doughdy by joeydee January 9, 2008

Doughnut Debris 

That flakey white stuff that falls off the doughnut while eating it. The stuff usually gets all over the front of your shirt and pants.
person 1: you got some doughnut debris on your shirt.

person 2: thanks for saving me.
Doughnut Debris by Ma-Rak January 22, 2008

douchy wipe 

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy
Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.
douchy wipe by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009

Dough Hoe 

A human-being who loves money and will do anything to make sure they get it by using body parts or proceeding with sexual favours

A person who seduce guys into relationships because they earn/have loads of money to spend

A person who backs up her fat ass on a guy purely based on the fact he's got bare dollar!

Fickle minx who's poon acts a vehicle to lure men into spending money on her

A Hoe who dont want to work and find a rich wealthy sugar daddy...

A Hoe who loves posting instagram selfie's
"That slut is only fucking him because she is a Dough Hoe"

Dough Hoe loves that dick because of the size of his diamonds in his watch

Friend 1 - "I want to go travelling around the world but only via private jet... im not a peasant like the others in hostels! I need to find a rich wealthy man who will make this happen for me and then I will dump him after the trip"

Friend 2 - "Girrrlll you one of them Dough Hoe's"

Girlfriend - "Can we go shopping today please"
Boyfriend - "Where to Tesco??"
Girlfriend - "NO! to Harrods you dummy I want to go get designer shoes and a designer bag to match and loads of clothes and I might as-well get my make-up done and hair did too... and its all your treat!"

Boyfriend - "Yer sure I can treat my girl...**boyfriend thinks** MAnnn... this girl is a Dough Hoe, how did i get into this relationship with a money grabbing gold digger , She does have a fine asss though and she gives good blow jobs.. **boyfriend stops thinking**
Dough Hoe by K & J October 4, 2018

cookie dougher 

a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth
He is a cookie dougher
cookie dougher by Andrew Rubio August 10, 2003