donkey pint

A glass of beer large enough to get a donkey pissed. Originated in Geraldton, West Australia.

"Do you serve donkey pints here?"
"No."

by mutley February 15, 2008

hop-donkey

One of african heritage, who have the lips and dicks of said animal, and the "ups" that a white man could only dream of.

"Damn, that hop-donkey just schooled your ass."

by jim miers June 8, 2005

palm the donkey

Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.

Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?

by midnightteabagger June 13, 2006

The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly creature from the swamp.

Andrea Carter is the definition of a swamp donkey.

by JordanHatem January 24, 2015

swamp donkey

A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Yo mama.

by northsideboys October 23, 2003

Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005