dizziled

diz-IL-led. to be confused, to have no fucking clue whats going on.

"my mind is so dizziled right now oh my good golly goodness!"

by metallicfirefly December 12, 2005

dizzshants

the goods, dank, yummy, tasty, whatever you like

these eggs are dizzshants!

by SumLuv June 5, 2007

dizzart

to have a smoke on the sly

hey bruv come under the sink in the house down the road that no one lives in because it has no roof and the floor has rotted away for a dizzart

by boyd the busta October 7, 2007

dizzleson

a word used for crap in life.

a word that is its own sentence. the definition of dizzleson is dizzleson

dizzleson

by dizzleson October 6, 2008

dizzsh

a stupid or annoying person

that kid with half a brain was a total dizzsh

by manatee72 August 10, 2009

dizzelfit

When you walk into a clothing store change room with a dress two sizes too small for your ass, believing you will fit it, but knowing in your heart you won't and as that size 6 zipper bulges over your curves, you yank on it hard, muttering under your breath "Dizzelfit", as in "This will fit" because there ain't no way you're going to that party in a size 10 dress.

Person 1: "Can I try this on?"

Store assistant: "Do you need help with sizes?"

Person 1: "Nah, dizzelfit."

by Peeobo November 22, 2009

Dizzifying

Diz-zi-fy
(dih-zhi-fahy)
verb, -fied, fy-ing
when your eyes are forced to focus on one object after another, so your brain tries to keep up, which it cannot, so it results in your eyes trying to focus on two distances at once.

Meh, 3D. I don't like 3D...because my eyes were designed for real life. My brain tells my eyes what to focus on, and they comply. Consistent smooth transition from focusing on one object and then another. 3D movies however, attempt to force your eyes to focus on one object after another... Some people are unaffected by this process, but I find it primarily distracting and a bit dizzifying.

by ENGLAB December 19, 2010