The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.
Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!
by Father Jake September 14, 2017
by 70998 October 24, 2020
someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.
by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005
A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.
by Anonamonamon May 15, 2011
one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.
by gtimbuktu105 September 09, 2010
A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 12, 2006
everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
by NGR LVR September 26, 2014