naked dave

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

fat dave

a person who, when they were a child, was "fat" or "chubby", but grows up to be a thin, attractive person; however, person may have other traits such as assholery and douche baggery when older (not always necessarily, however)

"Wow, he was surely a Fat Dave! Look at the chins on that one! He may be attractive now but he punched my friend in the face yesterday."

by Seggy October 17, 2008

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014

dave

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

by itsnotatumor June 23, 2012

Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.

Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."

by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013

Daveiona

She's the most beautiful girl you've ever met. Her smile is Gorgeous. She a good dancer and she's loyal. The guys want her but she don't want the guys. She's sweet and nice. She's a freak to.

Wow, Daveiona is really sexy.

by Bdlwjdbdj July 30, 2017

dave

cunt

dave immediately

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 27, 2020