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Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
Offaly CupCAKE by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025
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Chicken cupcake

When you slide your balls along the face of somebody else
My friend fell asleep first at the sleepover, so we gave him a mean chicken cupcake

Doggy cupcake

Having sex with someone in doggy position and cupcaking them with their own fart and holding it over their mouth until they cum
Do you fancy a doggy cupcake?
Take this cupcake in doggy
Doggy cupcake by Cupcaker93 November 16, 2025

Strawberry cupcake

Whilst a female is on her period and a man ejaculates in her( see definition strawberry shortcake). The woman then queefs filling her hand with the mixture of blood,cum, and air then places her hand over the man's nose and mouth.
After having period sex with my date she hit me with that strawberry cupcake.

Slow Mo Cupcake 

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent
We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes
Slow Mo Cupcake by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011

Boston Style cupcake 

(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.
Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?

red velvet cupcake 

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.
My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.
red velvet cupcake by Dayton247 March 29, 2016