California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

by Red_Baron March 30, 2009

Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.

I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!

by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

coffee slut

When you are NOT loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.

"She is such a coffee slut, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven."

by studio61 January 24, 2008

Cuffer

A Policeman or Policewoman.

''watch it blad cuffer comin!''

by sweet jesus April 14, 2006

coffee rape

What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.

"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"

by Greg McMuffin June 5, 2009

Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Coffee

Hmmmm

Coffee ?

Tried that last week ..

On the off chance ..

Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..

But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)

This week less options on days ..

A time, a place ?

Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …

My only haunt …

You should know it

Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …

Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..

This optimism will not last… :D

Must of been a good day ..

Coffee ..

You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…

I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..

For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..

The kind of things ..

Like as you get to know someone ..

by LetsTalkAboutX May 1, 2023