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Cuckery

Absurd, self-indulgent behavior often seen in investors or business partners who prioritize ego-stroking, thrill-seeking, or unnecessary theatrics over actual results. It is like tomfoolery, but with higher stakes and even less self-awareness, followed by a sprinkle of submissive brat-like behavior. Cuckery turns the serious business of making money into a circus act, much to the frustration of anyone focused on execution.
"The investor insisted on having weekly meetings just so we could ‘vibe check’ the team. Pure cuckery—no agenda, no value, just wasted time."

"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."

"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."

"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."

"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
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Cupcake Man

A Guy who was caught wanting to have sex with a underaged minor on the internet.
Bro are you talking to my 8 year old daughter. You must be a "Cupcake Man."
by Sanspans February 12, 2025
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omg that cupcake was fire
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Cupcake

For everyone, Not just one, the cream filling is to the max, and there's more to go around. And it feed the person places and things. Not A wife type cam fool anyone
She's A cupcake, Do not wife it, do not give it too much, just have a good time and leave.
by Cupcake 🧁 March 3, 2025
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Cupcakes HD

Cupcakes HD is an infamous video animated by MisterDavey. It shows Pinkamena Diane Pie (alias: Pinkie Pie) violently attacking her friend Rainbow Dash, with rage music in the background.
You should watch Cupcakes HD lil' bro, if you're truly a Brony then you'd love it.
by xnopytaaaaaaajjjjjjjjj March 25, 2025
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cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.
Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one
by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025
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Cupcake Smash

A sexual act where two women press and rub their breasts together, creating mutual pleasure. Combines the softness of cupcakes with the joy of full-body closeness. It goes really well in combination with the knee thing.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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