Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS

Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡

FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS ⚡⚡⚡

by daddy bright April 25, 2024

Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025

Any Nationality Crisis

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Any Nationality Crisis

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend

"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Enforcing thought crimes

Yeah this targeting of "Anti-Americanism" stuff...

Hym "Enforcing thought crimes. That's what it IS. They are enforcing thought crimes... By doing that. Like, to say that being 'Anti-Captialist' or whatever makes you a target of surveillance... That MEANS (literally) they are doing, like, Orwellian surveillance on people who espouse 'anti-american' or 'anti-christian' rhetoric.... And THAT... Is 'enforcing thought crimes.' Regardless of what you call it. And then they got a bunch of serial child threateners roaming free. Like a handsome, rugged, sexual, animal roving the wild. The serial child threateners roam the streets... I mean, they're in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus but still."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025