on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Community College

A slut.

"I hooked up with Crystal last night."
"Thats nothin' to brag about, man, she's easier to get into than a community college."

by brain brain May 15, 2009

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 30, 2009

charter communications

Worst internet provider ever... Better speak Arabic if your calling their customer support.

I waited 3 months for a technician to come fix my cable lines. According to Customer Service, the technician had gotten a little too drunk the night before he was scheduled to come, and blew his head off playing Russian Roulette at a bar. FAIL of an excuse Charter Communications!

by rob994 September 10, 2010

Committed suicide

A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.

Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.

by Gotta let go October 11, 2020

Commucrat

What the former Democrats have morphed into as America-hating socialists.

The Commucrats are dedicated to remaking America into a country where success is punished by redistributing the wealth to level the playing field.

by doctorhugo May 16, 2009

Oxford Comma

Also called a Serial or Harvard Comma, it is a punctuation used immediately before a grammatical conjunction. Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij, Chris Tomson, and Chris Baio (Oxford Commas are used between the names.)

But the preppy indie band Vampire Weekend also uses the term to refer to a white, preppy guy from Oxford, as "comma" has also been used as slang for an obnoxious white person.

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

by Kylieeeeeee. April 25, 2008