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Coffee can

When a guy's dick is so big and thick, it has the circumference of a Foldger's coffee can.
TJ makes his own hole when he fucks you with his coffee can.
by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010
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Coffee run

The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
by Stereotyped April 24, 2013
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
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coffee writer

a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing
Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 28, 2012
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coffee head

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
by Coffee Head September 6, 2013
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iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee
i would like an iced coffee for dessert
by John's big brain May 14, 2021
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