They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024
Get the Cannon mug.Cannon is a sweet boy at home, but kind of crazy in public. Cannon is not mature at all but he’s growing. He is super stupid but at the same time way too smart. Cannons are attractive but brushes it off. The way he walks is kind of silly and it vaguely reminds me of a troll. But he’s a really sweet friend.
Friend: Bro, why is Cannon’s ringtone his little brother screaming?!
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
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Get the One eyed goo cannon mug.A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
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Get the Chokito Cannon mug.A household name in the heart of the tri-valley. The trio consist of tcan 5.9 / jj parker and C bands. Cannon name trio was set in stone due to erratic behavior in the community. From fighting, drugs, stealing and its biggest blow up in the car and truck community. From building numerous e36, e46’s and straight buckets, they traded up there way to not only one but two ctsv v2’s. There experience didnt end there when c bands stumbled upon a laramie 4g cummins that blew the truck game away. Not short of second is tcan 5.9 compound turbo 2nd gen pushing 700 whp with a good ratchet shifter to push it to the limit. Last but not least the head honcho JJ parker who led a record breaking trade up from a chimmy e46 all the way up to a ctsv1 and a 4g G56 cummins that turned heads around the community. JJ parker unfortunately blew up the g56 that had $7k in head work but immediately came back and 5.9 swapped it as it currently sits in Truckee, CA. The numbers of cars owned ans operated between the 3 if all were kept would exceed $300k easily. This trio would go on to shock the car and truck world when C bands and tcan 5.9 with matching v2’s at only 17. Anywho who stumbles upon them on the road never wants the smoke cause once they see the “cannon built” sticker, you’re gettin cooked.
Cannon Built? Those kids are crazy, idk anybody who hasnt heard of them. They got the trickest whips! C bands ctsv pushes 1300 HP!
by mchheng6.6 December 14, 2023
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