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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.
by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009
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dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
by DedGum February 16, 2019
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Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.
The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon
by IPreeler January 11, 2021
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Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.
by Vtexis May 31, 2019
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Cannon

A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.
my friend cannon was in a car accident last week because of his “brakes
by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023
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Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
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