Bump

To ask someone of legal drinking age to buy you alcohol.

Jeremy: Yo, dude lets go bump some shady motherfuckers.
Brandon: For sure man I want to get shit-faced.

by J-Rabbit February 15, 2009

Puddle Bump

Any child under 3 feet tall that thinks they are cute by being loud. And being defiant to adults.

Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)

by Merth December 16, 2008

Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.

"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!

by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010

Bump

To sell a substance

"yo, i can't chill right now, i've gotta bump this bag real quick."

by Socrates08 November 11, 2009

bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

by bb101214 July 23, 2010

bump transfer

when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.

david: you got the money

nick: yeah, you got the "goods"

david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection

by the castrator December 14, 2010