im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do than look on Urban Dictionary for potentially funny definitions. Of course, none of these definitions actually entertain you so you just type what's on your mind.
"I'm bored!" Jonathan cried out. Susan replies to Jonathan's statement with, "You should find something entertaining to do then instead of just letting things bore you." im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do. filler for this definition being published
by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025
Get the im boredmug. The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
Get the logging full boremug. by It’s me cursed Deku September 27, 2020
Get the I’m bored so I added a wordmug. 
by zenidix December 23, 2022
Get the Boredmug. Iam "I would hope that this isn't central to our discussion. I'm not unwilling to talk about it (as I already have) but I honestly hope it's like a tertiary element of discussion. Because that shit is boring. I get enough of that from the women I associate with. It's literally 66% of women
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
Get the Boringmug. A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.
by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020
Get the Wikipedia-Boredmug.