This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
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Get the Blumpkin Beer mug.Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
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Get the Spicy Blumpkin mug.Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
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Get the Alabama Blumpkin mug.I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
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