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Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
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6 dollar blowjob

going into a carwash and rolling down all your windows when you reach the blowers at the end.
ill never forget my first 6 dollar blowjob, i got hit in the face with every loose object in my car
by lethallee June 28, 2011
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Back Door Blowjob

when your having anal sex and the receiver farts!!
While fucking Beth in the ass she gave me a back door blowjob!
by Emerald Raven February 2, 2015
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hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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Steak and Blowjob Day

Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.
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mid-air blowjob

an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.

Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?

My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
by B. Dang October 22, 2009
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Naruto Themed Blowjob

“A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’
Person 1: Naruto themed blowjob for weed?

Person 2: Wtf is a Naruto themed blowjob?
by thiccbeemami June 18, 2021
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