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Blind Willie McTell

A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.
Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
by the large seed July 17, 2016
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Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 26, 2017
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3 blind mice

3 naked men wearing blindfolds looking for the pussy.
Those 3 blind mice are looking for the pussy.
by SeleKnight May 17, 2018
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Blind Rage

When you see pink lights coming lightning fast at you in the void from drinking a Reign, you better start running!
Hamon went into a saw only pink light and went into a blind rage, and killed everyone. After death, all they could see is zooming pink lights closing in on them in the distance
by Wanonymous69 February 3, 2020
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Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
by Spill Communication June 25, 2010
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see
Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?
by darkestdarci April 30, 2023
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