It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 28, 2022

Being Bronze

Being bronze means Buying cheap And off brands Procudcts to save money.

Dude why are you Being Bronze

by Averagekotek April 13, 2023

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Being a Gabriel

Someone who overthinks things to a very large extent. They will constantly talk about that one thing for at least a day.

I’ve been being a Gabriel lately.
John has been being a Gabriel because he’s overthinking if this girl likes him.

by EVOITALIA April 19, 2021

Being a Gabriel

Overthinking anything that has to do with Gabriel

Hamza is being a Gabriel
John is overthinking his social standards and is being a Gabriel

by EVOITALIA April 19, 2021

Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 05, 2021

Being right

Doesn't get me to do the thing Jordan Peterson wants me to do. So it isn't useful. He wants me to stop seeking recourse for what is happening and accept not being paid for my own labor. I do not have to amd will not do that. I will murder a child before I do that. Lucky for you, I haven't accepted not being paid nor have I stopped seeking recourse. You're welcome.

Hym "Being right us that only thing that matters. It doesn't matter what mitigates conflict in a relationship. The things you are saying either comport with objective reality or they don't."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024