Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 15, 2010

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan March 15, 2004

Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.

"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."

by TargornXelos March 02, 2005

Bacon Fist

A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese.

The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually based in the culinary world. A delicious party favor or snack for road trips.

"wow i could truly go for the bacon fist right now, i'm so hungry."

"Hey Mrs. Guitard, Would you please pass the bacon fist, what kind of croutons are in here? ceaser? excellent, thanks!"

by Matthew67 May 02, 2008

Nigger Bacon

1) A Black guys Penis
2) A Canadian Black Guy
3) Steve
4) What you call a White guy who pretends to be black.

Comes from Canadians and Black People.

Nigger bacon is origionated from America

Look at that Nigger Bacon

by NoNotVikro November 16, 2009

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

bacon belt

the fat around a womans waist when she is wearing pants that are way to tight

that birds got a bacon belt her jeans are so tight

by ChunkyD79 September 08, 2006