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27 August

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!
by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021
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August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
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August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.
you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.
by benisbeaN August 2, 2023
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August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks
John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"
by notnorton May 22, 2022
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August 28

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!
by Ayathecool May 31, 2021
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Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash
by bin osama May 31, 2022
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August 9th

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!
by annneeee August 3, 2021
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