asshole nigga

the moment a nigga is an asshole

Hey, that guy is surely an asshole nigga!

by GAy FAt nigger November 29, 2019

Asshole War

See 'Redhamic Asshad.'

(See 'Redhamic Asshad.')

by Nicolai June 10, 2004

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

asshole tax

a non-refundable fee assessed on debts owed to fed-up friends

you may owe me $80, but i want $100. why? you're late. that's your asshole tax.

see also _fight club_

by erinne June 25, 2005

Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.

Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011

asshole tax

A tax, mostly given to minors, who are having someone of legal age buy them alcohol, or cigarettes. any item they cannot personally purchase themselves

Hey Mike, you charged those kids an asshole tax for that alcohol? good job.

by amaaanda September 19, 2007