sad as bread
Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft
sad as bread by bbandobad January 10, 2017
A.S.T.C.
All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?
It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!
Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.
**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"
**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!
Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.
**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"
**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017
S.A.N.D.A.S.
S.A.N.D.A.S. by GUAPPOTHEMENACE October 2, 2021
Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)
An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Sweet as Bear Meat
Basically the term can be used as a filler for a dude that isn’t clear or upfront about his sexual orientation i.e. DJ Mister Cee!
Sweet as Bear Meat by ML74 April 25, 2011