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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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Army

A large group or pack of guinea pigs, specifically a group of rabid guinea pigs.
How cute! It's an army of guinea pigs!
by TheWeirdKidWhoSaysA August 26, 2023
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15-Degree Army Strat

where all members of a platoon huddle amongst the smallest member. circle-jerking may be permitted
It was cold as balls out, so me and by guys did the 15-Degree Army Strat
by terarrfyre March 20, 2025
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Armie

Armie (noun)
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
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skeleton army

Skeleton army is a card in clash royale. If you use this card it proves that you have no parents and you haven't touched grass in 8 years. All you do is play clash royale for 20 hours a day and drink crack cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner.
by yessirrrrrrr May 27, 2022
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ARMY

Not a soldier but brave and stronger who will protect these seven angel
Example
Armys: every human loves bts
Hater: but i dont
Armys: i said humans not aliens
by Im your hope June 9, 2021
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arnie's army

"You watch golf?"
"Yeah dude."
"who do you like?"
"Arnold Palmer. I love him. I'm a member of arnie's army,"
by skj13 March 31, 2017
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