Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 27, 2016

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024

Ocracoke steam bag

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.

Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.

by Theslimwhiffer March 07, 2023

Being Steam

When you want to update or install a game and it takes a all of about 4 hrs for a 3Gb update.

It's just steam being steam

by Creaturebruhh December 21, 2023

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 05, 2017

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011

Steam Volcano

First, you inhale the vapor of the vape, blow it into the vagina and wait for the girl to “let off steam”

*A couple at the party exits a room with smoke coming out of it*

- Looks like they tried a steam volcano

by Frolk September 24, 2022