by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018
Get the Simpmug. The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.
"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.
Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld
Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld
Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol
by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by The salami guy January 27, 2021
Get the simpmug.